DAMN MOSQUITOES! – Hoodie for Survivors

When a t-shirt isn't enough protection (emotionally).

You thought: "I'll wear a hoodie, that'll be enough."

Mosquitoes: "lol."

DAMN MOSQUITOES! hoodie is for you who know that nothing really helps – but at least you can suffer in style.

The minimalist front keeps it calm.

The hood? Full of mosquitoes. To reflect reality.

Perfect for:

• evenings that are "not so bad at all"

• barbecues that end in panic

• anyone who has lived at least one summer in Northern Sweden

Why you need it:

✔ You have accepted your fate

✔ You're cold, but also itchy

✔ People will understand immediately

✔ Looks expensive (because it kinda is)

Care instructions:

• Wash at 30°C

• Tumble dry on low heat

• Hang dry recommended

• Iron on low heat

• Do not wring the garment

Product details (the serious part):

• Designer hoodie – cut and sewn to order

• Unisex with a relaxed fit

• High-quality fabric with a premium finish

• 100% poly fabric woven in the EU

• Certified according to OEKO standards

• Responsibly handcrafted upon order (no mass production here)