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DAMN MOSQUITOES! – T-shirt for survivors

DAMN MOSQUITOES! – T-shirt for survivors

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Not a t-shirt. A trauma in fabric form.

DAMN MOSQUITOES! is the t-shirt for you who have been attacked, persecuted, and mentally broken down by small flying vampires.

The minimalist design tricks people into thinking you are calm.

You know the truth.

Perfect for when you:

are hysterically flailing in the forest

are running for your life indoors

are trying to enjoy a barbecue (good luck)

Product details:

Soft cotton (mosquitoes don't care, but you do)

Classic fit

Print that survives more summers than you care to remember

Small mosquito details that discreetly mock you

Why you need it:

Therapy, but cheaper

People will understand immediately

100% recognition throughout Norrland

You don't have to explain why you're annoyed

Extra info:

Does not protect against mosquitoes.

Unfortunately.


Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
A) Length (cm) 71 74 76 79 81 85
B) Width (cm) 92 102 112 122 132 142
B) Half Chest (cm) 46 51 56 61 66 71

Care Instructions

General A durable, comfortable, and versatile t-shirt that excels in printability and wearability, making it a top choice for custom designs​ .
Wash The t-shirt should be washed with similar colors and can sustain regular washing without losing color or shape.
Dry Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric.
Store Keep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric integrity.
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