DAMN MOSQUITOES! – T-shirt for survivors
DAMN MOSQUITOES! – T-shirt for survivors
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Not a t-shirt. A trauma in fabric form.
DAMN MOSQUITOES! is the t-shirt for you who have been attacked, persecuted, and mentally broken down by small flying vampires.
The minimalist design tricks people into thinking you are calm.
You know the truth.
Perfect for when you:
• are hysterically flailing in the forest
• are running for your life indoors
• are trying to enjoy a barbecue (good luck)
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Product details:
• Soft cotton (mosquitoes don't care, but you do)
• Classic fit
• Print that survives more summers than you care to remember
• Small mosquito details that discreetly mock you
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Why you need it:
✔ Therapy, but cheaper
✔ People will understand immediately
✔ 100% recognition throughout Norrland
✔ You don't have to explain why you're annoyed
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Extra info:
Does not protect against mosquitoes.
Unfortunately.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 85 |
| B) Width (cm) | 92 | 102 | 112 | 122 | 132 | 142 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 |
Care Instructions
| General | A durable, comfortable, and versatile t-shirt that excels in printability and wearability, making it a top choice for custom designs . |
| Wash | The t-shirt should be washed with similar colors and can sustain regular washing without losing color or shape. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric. |
| Store | Keep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric integrity. |
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